February 2012
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compelling humans after feeding
damon: an animal attacked you
stefan: an animal attacked you
caroline: your husband likes to get kinky
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tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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every time someone reblogs my tags, the feeling i get is what i imagine winning an oscar is like.
and when people ignore my brilliant tags, i suddenly understand how leonardo dicaprio feels.
bachelorjawn:
i actually look like dianna agron i just wear stage makeup to blend in with the rest of the mere mortals
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operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
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Send me a ship and I'll respond with a gif.
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